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    Thursday, 8 September 2016

    Wed For Less Than N50,000: Would This Be Your Wedding Budget In This Recession?

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    NIGERIANS sense of humour once again came to fore with the emergence of this wedding list, whose author is unidentified.  Can you beat this in rib-cracking?

    Please take your calculator, follow me as I make life easy for you and your about-to-be-spouse. Trust me! It won't even be up to 50k.

    - A set of one carat diamond wedding rings from Jumia (Black Friday Price): N4000 -
    - Cost of hire of fairly used Aba made wedding gown: N3500
    - White high heels from Dealdey: N3500
    - Five yards of black material for black suit at N700 per yard: N3000 Tailor Workmanship: N3000 starched white shirt from Yaba Market: N1000
    - Men shoes from Ikeja Along or any bend down select: N2500
    - Groom: Use your old tie: (N0 need to buy new one)
    - 12 inches of Remi Brazilian Hair: N7000 Ozone Relaxer: N150
    - Bride Accessories (Old ones)
    - Hairdresser charges: N1700
    - Groom Haircut: N300

    - Best Man- Freestyle with old suit abeg!
    - Freshly plucked hibiscus flowers as bride bouquet: No need wasting money on that
    - Bridesmaid dresses for a train of three- freestyle (On Your Own)
    - Bridal Makeup DIY: No need!
    - Bridal train makeup DIY:No need!
    - Cost of bulk sms as wedding invites (100 sms for 100 guests *N3): N300 

    - Just hire your car from relative or friend
    - Decoration (Balloons & ribbons): N500
    - Fuel 3000
    - Wedding Venue (Church hall)
    - Wedding Photography (A friend or relative iPhone): No need to spend on that
    - Photogrid app for editing/pasting big name logo on photos: No need to spend
    - Reception Venue (Any Open field)

    - Cost of hire of 20 white plastic chairs: N2000
    - Reception MC (Bride or groom relative): --Music from relatives phone (China phone preferably)
    - London used mobile phone speaker from computer village in Lagos-N2000
    - Wedding cakes from Cakes&Cream: N3500
    - Short bread from Balogun Market (Feeding of the couple): N300
    - Fresh Agege bread as surplus for feeding of the couple (If groom is still hungry): N100
    - Five Alive juice (Feeding of the couple): N350
    - A crate of 35cl coke (For the few long throat wedding guests who will still follow you to the open field) N1500
    - Freshly made zobo as wedding guests wine: N1000
    - Disposable cups to stand in as glasses: N500
    - One packet of cabin for small chops: N700
    - 5 wraps of Onitsha chinchin mixed together for small chops: N500
    - Big pack of gala diced in circles as small chops: N500
    - 25 packs of locally prepared -jollof rice from Iya Basira: N2500
    - Bic biros as wedding souvenir: N500
    - Miscellaneous: N500
    - Balance: N50

    You see. Now you can share this with someone planning a wedding soon. Happy married life in advance

    Author - unknown. Enjoy the joke

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    1 comment:

    1. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„. This is a viable option.





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